My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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