I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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