im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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