You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Did I show you my penis last night?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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