I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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