whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Someone signed my nipple.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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