I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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