What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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