Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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