No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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