And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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