Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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