She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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