He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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