Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
