Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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