Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
