I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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