It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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