His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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