There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i believe in u and ur pee
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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