you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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