He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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