how can u be prego again
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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