would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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