Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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