drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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