Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I know her cup size but not her name....
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