Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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