i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I need mimosas to revive my soul
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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