I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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