is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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