Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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