She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
