we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
