Are we in a gay sports bar?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Randomize
