plz talk dirty to me
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I think i peed on brittanys purse
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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