Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
