please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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