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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So much rum. So many feels.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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