Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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