you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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