Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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