Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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