when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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