Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I accidentally had phone sex last night
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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