Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
