3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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