I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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