No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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