Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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