Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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