A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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