found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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