drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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