So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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