Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
