Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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