Plan B is the new Plan A
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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