Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Just pee around me
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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