If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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