I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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